Like wild flowers of spring or rare flowers blooming every fourteen to sixteen years, they arrive: Remontant (rising again) perpetual roses booty-shake dance videos. Known for their summer blooming, these shaking-my-booty videos might bloom in dead winter, amidst snowcapped lawns and long-starry nights, when we need them most. When we guys and girls are bored! In ancient days, people went out into their garden or someone else garden to stroll amidst the shaking flowers in all their splendor and glory. In modern times, we logon to YouTube for a change of pace, a snippet of fantasy or female-vertical-gymnastics (FVG) video. But you're saying." I already know how to watch a booty-shaking dance video?" Read on...
Why Are These FVG Videos Made?Boredom. A chance for three to seven minutes of fame. To gain more subscribers. FVG is easier to make than a Vlog. A request by someone desiring to relive their school-dance memories of some girl they saw--forever. A chance to prove to someone else she VG dance moves. An attempt to get a boyfriend. Copying dance moves of their
favorite singers or
stars. Advertisement for another website the girl owns, works at for entertainment (these tend to be more professional and more
posey than dancey). A lark,
just being silly (JBS) playtime in their rooms--someone's hand accidentally taps the record button! A FVG competition between girls.
Which reasons is the legitimate reason? All of them.
Which one is the best reason to make one?
Boredom. Just Being Silly (JBS). Don't Take This Too Seriously FVG. These reasons seem to produce the number quality FVG videos. The girl/s are relaxed.
They're having fun. They don't care if anyone watches or indulges in all three or seven minutes of their fame. Easily these videos can grab 50,000+ views over time.
The Life Cycle of FVG Dance Video1. Bored hottie looking girl decides to burn off some excessive energy.
2. She uploads this to YouTube. She trembles knowing it may be taken down in
48 hours for some off handed situation, like her dirty underwear is showing the background. Or her panties are too see-through. Or she seems too young for the age she listed. Or no white girl can dance that way stylistic reason. Or her FVG moves were too FHG video (H meaning horizontal). Whatever the reasons, she knows and the male viewers watching for rare blooming FVG flower knows it's mysterious why a FVG dance videos disappears to the
off-sites of
banned FVG dance videos sites. Despite all these hurtle and challenges and mysterious, the bored girl uploads the video. Another site is this one where a
nude girl apparently outplays several guys in soccer and scores.
3. Males begin to see the video, watch, rate, comment and subscribe (WRCS). This is the very best the FVG girl can achieve.
4. Girls become competitive and watch and learn or try to out-FVG the girl's FVG video with a response video.
5. The competition between the girls cools down.
6. Males continue to watch and save and share or tell others about the girl's FVG video.
7. Her FVG video grabs about 70,000 viewers before the artist whose song is the background music, complains about all the missed sales. This may be solved by the Tune clickable download of the background sound. Only time will tell.
8. The girl is told to change the music on her video or it will be removed.
9. Weeks pass by before anything is done. This is a confusing process after all for three to seven minutes of fame.
10. The video is removed (RV) or banned (BV).
11. All the males continue to upload the now-even-hotter banned FVG video, so it's all over YouTube giving the girl fifteen to thirty-five minutes of fame, albeit under male names.
12. She wonders why there isn't a FVG contest. But she assumes, probably, it would end up as a get-all-your-friends-to-click winner contest. In other words, the best FVG video would not be selected but the most popular FVG girl's video would win. The girl shrugs after wondering about all these things and decides to make another FVG video, because she's bored after all. Her next FVG video moves through the same cycle.
13. The FVG girl is honestly curious: Why so many males want to view her as oppose to the other girls out there just as pretty? The answer is obvious to the males. No girl is as uniquely pretty as you are-- FVG girl! See for the male, a woman's beauty is a singular thing. If you've seen
Katrina Witt nude, it doesn't matter; you still want to see the next uniquely pretty girl nude, too. In the case of FVG video, the males still want to see the next uniquely pretty girl's FVG Video.
14. Back to the FGV video cycle. If FVG girl is lucky, steps 7-10 will never happen. But this doesn't prevent step 11 from occurring. After all males bond by sharing females around between themselves.
15. If she's super lucky, other girls who want a popular FVG Video will asks the girl "
How To FVG dance?"
An Alternative Life Cycle follows the same Steps 1 through 7.8. The girl is tired of her dance video. After all, she much better now.
8a. The girl is tired of people thinking she's a FVG girl, so she takes it down.
8b. The girl is graduating from college and wonders if her employer will see her FVG video. She takes it down.
8c. The girl's parents accidentally see the video. The girl is told to take it down.
8d. The girl can't conceive of how to turn her popular FVG video into money, but sees ads running on her page. She takes the video down.
eHow - How to do just about everything8e. The girl wants to put all her FVG Video on a CD and sell it. After all, there are plenty of places to sell such videos.
Many reasons can kill an FVG Video. Many a males will be sad, but not so distraught to see her FVG Video go.
Watching the FVG Video--The ProcessListen carefully. Watching the FVG video is no small feat. The FVG Video is unrecognized an art form.
1. A new FVG video is announced in your subscriptions. You don't receive your
YouTube subscription by email? You lost out big time (YLOBT). Remember FVG Videos can have a life cycle as short as 48 hours! By the time Friday or Saturday rolls around, her FVG video is floating in digital space somewhere between YouTube.com and the banned FVG video websites. There are many such websites. So ASAP watch any FVG Videos that come your way. If the FVG video is a dud, don't worry. If her FVG Video is a hot one, download it right away! Do this even if the girl has ten FVG Videos with 80,000 views! You never know when your lucky/cautious FVG girl will make a banned video (BV).
2. Watch the entire FVG Video -- unless it's so boring and uninspiring you cannot wait because other FVG Videos are fresh in the cue of subscriptions to be watched.
3. Ask questions. Is the music good? Poor music makes a poor FGV video. Even if a girl uses an old hot song like "Low" she'll probably gather more hits. "Low" was and is a hot dance song. Some good FVG Video dance songs:
Low
My Humps
I kissed A Girl
Gasolina
I Love The Way4. Does the FVG moves
work in sync with the music's rhythm? That is a huge plus.
5. Also an extra plus is if the girl's FVG moves can work counter sync to the music rhythm. This is much harder to describe. You have to watch an FVG video demonstrating this.
6. One girl is perfect for a FVG video. She can dominate the screen and music and space with her dancing.
6a. Two or three girls FVG Videos are harder to make. One or two girls can mess up the whole thing. But if
two or
three girls, even five girls do hot FVG moves, the FVG Video is definitely a five rate (5R) and a keeper (5RK). I've seen FVG (5RK) videos on YouTube.com. If more than five girls make a FVG Video, say seven or ten, at least three-quarters have to perform FVG hot moves. So that'd be five out of seven girls or seven out of ten girls.
7. Does the FGV moves show the girls entire body? If you see only her front, something's missing. You should see
360 degrees of the girl's hottie body.
8. Does the girl smile? Plus is she does. Negative if she doesn't smile. Negative if the smile is forced. Positive if she doesn't smile but her facial features show a smoldering desire, a seriousness of her FVG dance concentrating.
9. How is she dressed? This one is tricky. It seems a girl dressed skimpy will produce a hotter FVG video. Not really. What makes a FVG video hot is the girl's dancing--period. She could be wearing a
sack on her body. If the
FVG are hot, the girl will be hot. If she's got on jeans, top and shoes, she can be as smoking as a girl in short-shorts and small-cropped T and bare feet can. Just because a girl makes a FVG video in her swimsuit doesn't automatically make it a hot video. Just because a girl makes a FVG video in her swimsuit doesn't make it automatically a dud either.
10. Did the
time disappear when you watched her FVG Video? If so you have to rate if five!
11. Did her FVG Video remind you of sex or romance or petting or smooching? If so, rate it a five!
12. What percentage of time did she spend in the vertical position? FVG are all about the vertical as opposes to the horizontal. Any girl can make the horizontal position hot. The FVG allows for some horizontal positioning here and there, but it's basically a standing dance video at the core.
13. Does the girl move a lot or a little? Tricky. Moving a lot could be hot.
Moving a little could be hotter. It's all a matter of FVG style.
14. Style? Is it something your mother did on prom night? Or is it something your younger sister will do at a private party. Another way to view this is Control body movements vs. wilder body movements. Both can be hot. Both can be classy, although the controlled body movements tend to have a classier style. Classier meaning you could probably dance like that in public and no one would mind. Are the moves choreographed? Unless they are silly moves, you have to give at least four for choreographed moves.
15. End. How does the video end? With a smile?
With a taunt? With a leering challenge? With a hope-you're-satisfied expression? All the before are good. The best is the
hope-you're-satisfied-because-I'm-satisfied-with-my-FVG-dancing expression (smile or half smile).
Comments1. Be honest. First rate the video. Why? Because you might forget to rate the video, you're so busy wanting to comment.
2. Make the comment short but meaningful. Complement her FVG moves. If you compliment the music, her clothes, her dance space (unless she did a great job in a small dance space), you're ignoring the girl. After all she made this video for herself and for you the viewer.
3. If you have something negative to say, soften it.
"You're FVG video didn't start hot, but you lit a fire by the middle and end."
"This was pretty good. I'd watch another video by you anytime."
"Not the most original. But I'll remember your moves night and day."
"You can dance, but the music didn't do you justice."
ExpectationsRegardless of how hot a girl's FVG video; don't expect another one too soon. FVG videos are rare flowers. These perpetual roses will occur again, but only the Goddesses and Gods know when this will be. The FVG girl is in high demand and part of being in demand is the waiting for her next FVG video. :)
If you rush this process, she'll make one because you want one. It may not be as good as an FVG video made when she was bored (BV) or just being silly (JBS).
FVG girls do this for free! You do get to download her FVG video.
Expect another FVG video when she's bored or wants to burn off energy. This tends to happen a lot and is not restricted to the four seasons of the year. These
perpetual roses FVG videos provide a splendor and glamour to the Internet world, stroll among them and enjoy.
Author Bio:Cupideros is a fiction writer and poet. His website
Cupiderosbooks.com sales Great Modern Feminist Fiction and offers a Free Online Fiction Writing Course and Free Online Poetry Course, has free poems and stories. Also included are great places to shop for less.
Other Blogs by Cupideros:
Fascinating Fictional Characters -- How To Write Them Using Astrology.
Tortoise-or-Hare-How-To-Write-Good-Internet-ContentHow-To-Turn-A-Fad-Into-Cash
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